As you may have correctly assumed, we are sick. Every single one of us. From baby girl crying in the distance, refusing to be put down and smearing her snot all over my shirt--to myself feeling faint and nauseous and like I am going to cough out my innards. My counters are covered in food. I suppose I feel as though if I simply leave it out I don't have to prepare it. Buns are left in bags and when the kids are hungry they simply help themselves to what they can find on the counter or in the fridge. Apple cores litter my floors, half-eaten stale buns are hidden in the folds of their blankets. Plates, crafts, play dough, and toys are strewn about the table and the floor. Diapers are tossed on the floor like land mines to be avoided in the middle of the night. A bath tub full of cold water sits brewing with yesterdays filth while pee from my potty training toddler is forming a dried crust underneath my toilet. Clothes lay in wild abandon throughout the house and the piles of laundry are forming a small mountain beside my unused washing machine. Cold cups of coffee sit about the house like glasses of water from the little girl in "Signs" (think Mel Gibson and alien invasion). Toilet paper sits in clumps around our beds and we all live in the blessed comfort of our pyjamas. The batteries on our phones and tablet are left on empty as the kids play them ceaselessly all day long. The TV rests in the "on" position and I am sure our eyes are somewhat glazed from the lack of outdoor air and activity. Yes, this is the residence of sickness, from the people to the resulting pandemonium that is my house we practically scream DISEASE!
And so it is that in the moment I beg with myself to never leave the house. I reason that this is not worth the sips of coffee as I visit with my friends whilst my kids swap spit on the nearest toy. I promise that grocery trips will be a team effort with the strategy of one adult sitting in the car with the kids while the other fills the grocery cart. That I will stock my purse with sanitizer and be a nazi with drinking our kefir each day. But the naivety has left and the veteran is in its place. And the veteran shakes her head in the sad but inevitable knowledge that in a week all promises will be forgotten and life will resume once more.
Happy flu season everyone! May your hygiene practises be vigilant and your intestinal flora be strong! :)
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